According to the media persona, that second topped the listing of his worst intercourse nightmares.
Via Instagram, he mentioned he had been courting the most popular lady in his neighbourhood and so they each had strategic plans of an intimate session fastened for the day his mom will not be dwelling.
Recounting the incident, Edun, mentioned that his mom entered the dimly lit room the place he was making out with the lady and caught them within the act.
“One fateful Tuesday (after a lot strategic planning), I had organized for this stylish to fulfill me up at d home. 6:30 PM sharp! My Dad and youthful sisters would have gone to choir apply; my Grandma and evil cousins have been at Bible Study and my Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.
“Baby girl and I were going to do the ‘Deed’ after weeks of endless ‘petting’, ‘making out’ and ‘groping genitalia’!”(sic)
“Long story reduce quick; We have been going at ‘it’ within the dimly lit front room when my Mum walked in on us. ‘Shit!’ as we jumped off one another. Me scrambling to put on my pants and my babe overlaying her full breasts to my Mum’s obvious disapproval and disgust.
“So, this is what you’ve been coming to do in this house’, my mum said calmly at her. (Tiwa Savage style). Omo, I stood tall and faced her. I was 18. I could talk back. ‘She came to greet me. Why aren’t U in church?’, I retorted. My mum muttered something in her Indian dialect and left. I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN! Baby girl, on the other hand, was shaking so bad. Saw her off to the junction & she went home.”
He revealed that his mom didn’t react that day however waited until he organized a celebration after which publicly embarrassed him in presence of his mates.
He wrote, “Fast ahead to some months after; I had deliberate an enormous get together within the space with one other pal of mine (late Abass, RIP) and because it was my 1st yr in UNILAG, turnout was MADT! Peeps have been photocopying the I.Vs and we have been feeling FLY!
“Halfway into the rave, my Mum walked in and I might sense one thing was amiss however was caught up rocking babes on the dance flooring. My mum took the microphone from the DJ and confronted the group. Omo, she completed me that evening! She spoke about my bedwetting again within the day, my lazy antics… In quick, she open my yansh, De-REP me FINISH! I used to be so embarrassed.
“Her parting shot; ‘You have 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense you’re doing here and come wash the dirty dishes u left at d backyard!’. I’m laughing now but Mehn, it wasn’t funny then!”